From Red Monster:

Warpath: Terry, we’ve known each other for years, now can’t we just be friends?

Shatterstar: Working out is so passe. TV is stunting to the brain. I just want to read a book.

Cable: Guns are for wimps who can’t get along without technology!

Domino: Sure, Theresa, you can lead this mission. I don’t know how to deal with this team.

Siryn: Let’s all use our powers in public for the heck of it!

Deadpool: James, I’ve really thought about it, and I’m sorry for all those racist remarks and the bomb I threw at you to get Terry’s attention.
Warpath: Wade, where have you been all my life? I’ve been ashamed to let it out for so many years, but I LOVE YOU! Let’s forget Terry and run off to the Bahamas!
Deadpool: I LOVE YOU TOO! Come here and give your little Canadian maple leaf a kiss, you big hunk o’ man, you!

Shatterstar: Wahoo! Gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight!

Meltdown: I know exactly what I need in that store, I’ll only take a minute, and I won’t spend too much money.

Sunspot: Magnum P.I. is such a loser.

Moonstar: Mmm, Babe on my plate! Down the ol’ gullet he goes!

Warpath: Sure, Terry, have a beer.

Siryn: No, really, Da, I’m happy for you and Emma!

G.W. Bridge: Cable, schmable. I don’t have to bring my personal vendettas to work.

Warpath: I hated Johnny! He used to stick carrots up my nose, good riddance.

Shatterstar: Guys, what do you think of my new haircut? Is it too boring?

Rictor: Sure, Cable, go inside my head, I think it’s kinda fun!

Siryn: Dani, I need you to be in charge of the team for about a week while I go back to Ireland for the Cassidy family reunion, where mirth and merriment and love will abound!

Stryfe: I’m perfectly content just living my life to the fullest, without victimizing anyone!

Sunspot: Terry, I promise to do exactly what you say from now on.

Feral: Oh, gross, Shatterstar, cover up and stop sweating!

Cannonball: Heh heh. I covered Cyclops’ bed in mustard!

Warpath: Dying was really fun, I can see why Jean does it so much!

Deadpool: I suppose I could take my friends’ kindness and compassion for granted, but that would just be wrong!

Shinobi Shaw: Why, look at that, you guys arrived when I wasn’t in the tub!

White Queen: James, you were very smart to join X-Force.

Meltdown: Let’s face it, the fashion industry is a destructive and shallow entity that preys on women’s insecurity.

Warpath: Let’s watch some figure skating!

Siryn: I’d love to play American football with you guys!

Moonstar: Hey, guys, ever heard of see-food?!

Feral: I can go a day without attacking anything!

Caliban: I told you, turn off Sesame Street, dammit!

Sunspot: Thank Gawd I'm a country boy!

James: I'm bigger than you and I don't wanna! Nyah-nyah!

From Cory Lee Hill:

Deadpool: Y'know Kane that hand thing is really kind of cool!

Shatterstar: insert any idiom at all.

Dani: that bow effect really is stupid and I'll just start using those Psi-blasts like in the Age of Apocalypse.

Warpath: peyote is good.

Sunspot: Forget Magnum, how come nobody ever remembers Jimmy talking about how much he loves Porno for Pyros?
Warpath: Because issue 25 is harder to get a hold of than the one where Dani makes that crack about you and Magnum.
Sunspot: Damn high priced anniversary issues!

From Desert Nomad:

Dani: A tank top? Are you kidding? That's so... revealing!

Domino: Man, screw my reflexes. I'm going to give up and find a job at a day care, somewhere.

Sam: Haha! I'm an X-Man now and you aren't! Pbbbbttt!

Terry: Part of your complete breakfast, and magically delicious!

Jimmy: Tupac is NOT dead!

Shatterstar: HELP! I CAN'T GET PAST KING KOOPA, AND THE PRINCESS NEEDS ME!

Caliban: Blow me. (Okay, so it's coarse humor, but it gives a GREAT mental image, don't it?)

Anyone: Man, let's face it. The New Mutants sucked. Let's just get on with our lives.

From Chris Ter Horst:

Feral: I am really looking forward to my next family re-union.

Terry: Ohhh, Da, why can't I join Generation X? They're SOOOO mature.

Zero: Hi.

From Rhona Highet:

Warpath: Forget Terry. I want Tomb Raider!

Cannonball: So Mr Bond you've found my secret plan to control the world. Now you must die.

Siryn: I'm actually Scottish and Moira's my real mother!

Rictor: Cable I really love you man.
Cable: I feel the same the way. Now give me a hug.

Domino: Y'know, I really want to be a mother and bake cookies and all the other things a parent is supposed to do.

Shatterstar: This costume is not me! I mean, c'mon, how can anyone take me seriously in it?

Warpath: I actually like churches, there's something so nice about them.

Warpath: Stuff the mutant gig. Give me modeling. That's where the real action is.

Cable: I've been using violence to cover my deep psychological scars that were a result of my parents abandoning me.

Cable: Stuff my war, I wanna P-A-R-T-why? Because I gotta! (Slaps herself silly for using a Jim Carrey line.)

Cannonball: Way ta go Clinton! Ya show 'em Billy boy.

Warpath: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...
Shatterstar: So tell me what you want, what you really really want...
Warpath: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha!

Shatterstar: Peace, love and GIRL POWER!
Rictor: You tell 'em girlfriend.

Sunspot: Meltdown, I love you for your mind, not your body.
Meltdown: Since we're being honest, I love you for your bank account!

Stryfe: I'm really, really sorry Cable.
Cable: It's okay. You're a Summers, you're allowed to be demented.
Stryfe: Thanks for understanding.

Warpath: I'm getting in touch with my feminine side.
Siryn: And once you're finished with her, could you get in touch with me? (Rhona does sexual innuendo!)

Siryn: You will father my many children.
Warpath: Me? What did I do wrong to deserve that?

From LiveWire:

Sunspot: I LOVE YOU, DOMINO!
Meltdown: I LOVE YOU, CALIBAN!

Cannonball:(put in any independent thought)

Siryn: Wade.....you are NOT a nutcase.

Warpath: man, f*** this whole "Indian heritage" thing! Meltdown, I need new clothes! Let's go shopping!

Meltdown: Okay, Jimmy....you win. you DO have a better fashion sense than me.

Warpath: the next time I see Risque, I will break things off with her.

Dani: screw Brightwind, I never liked him anyway!

Shatterstar: Who cares about training? Let's go play baseball!
Rictor: Who cares about baseball? Let's go train!

Shatterstar: Okay. I admit. The X-Men have better technology than I did back on my home planet.

Shatterstar: Hey, Domino? Can I trade my swords for one of your guns?
Domino: What guns? I prefer hand to hand combat.

Cable: The Askani language makes no sense and I will never use it again.

Caliban: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

From Darkchilde:

Warpath: John Wayne is my HERO!

Meltdown: Geez, with this haircut I look like a MAN!

Siryn: A beer a day keeps the doctor away!

Jimmy: Ya know, I've had a relationship of some sort with two out of the three women on this team, and they've all lead to heart break. Hey, Tabitha, wanna go see that new movie?

Meltdown: No, I don't feel like going shopping today.

Cannonball: Why in the world would I wanna be an X-Man with all you losers?

Shatterstar: I really think that the perfect role for me would be that of Rapunzel. What do you think?

From Quamp:

Deadpool: Ah, I don't need this mask. If people don't like what I look like, screw 'em.

Cable: Oh, sure Deadpool. I'll trust you.

Any female X-forcer: I'm bloated, I'm cramping, I'm retaining water, and to top it all off, I'm having a bad hair day!

From B Boy:

Sunspot: Hey guys, can I borrow a couple of bucks? I'm broke.

Meltdown: Me make a witty remark? Parish the thought!

Cannonball: Me complain about the new X-Men? Pish posh!!

Domino: Yes Sally Jesse Rapheal, I'll tell you all about my childhood.

Feral: I can't wait till my next family reunion!! Hope sis'll be there!!

Warpath: Let's see, need a new name. Warpath was just to angry and violent. Something peaceful. Hmm, maybe... Deathbird! or Plague! or Destroyer! or Vengence Man! or Killer! or Bloodbath...

Shatterstar: Another exercise session? Not again!!!

Rictor: Go ahead Cable. Read my mind all you want! Oh! And while in there, can you tell me where I buried all those bodies that I murdered when I worked for Sinister in a secret past life?

Caliban: Photosynthesis. P-H-O-T-O-S-Y-N-T-H-E-S-I-S. Photosynthesis.

Siryn: Um Jimmy, do ya maybe want to go out for dinner, a movie and then maybe some breakfast...?

Moonstar: I swear. This is the last power that I'm going to magically develop or get by scientific means. Seriously.

Cable: What's going to happen to X-Force in the future? Heck, I can't even remember what happened to the team yesterday, Theresa... I mean Sam. Hey! When the hell did you come back?

Bedlam: Am I still searching for my brother? No Way! That got pretty old pretty fast. Instead, I'm starting a whole new stamp collection on the Internet. It's going to be great!!!

From Druscilla Constantine Cain (formerly Parker Brooklyn Grayson)

Siryn: No, Wade, I WILL go out with you. See, I recently joined an S&M club...

Siryn: I'm sorry, is Sam pissing anybody ELSE off?

Siryn: Screw just being friends, James, you're a hottie!

Siryn: I wasn't really drunk when I kissed Cable, I'm just into older guys.

Siryn: Say, I really like that Risque girl!

Siryn: Okay, James, I get all the melodrama with you and Emma Frost, but you have to admit she has a nice ass!

Siryn: Okay, Domino ditches us for a good ten issues while I have to freaking carry this loser team, not to mention the fact that Sam and Dani both keep pulling rank on me and no one ever listens to me anyways, then Dom comes back to snag what leadership I had away from me, and I'm what, OKAY with this?!

Siryn: Say Meltdown, that was funny!

Meltdown: I know I'm retarded for constantly changing my name and remaining annoyingly inconsistent but for my ever-present insensitivity and bitchiness, and I apologize. By the way, I only went out with Sam so I wouldn't get my useless ass kicked off this team, and I dated Sunspot for his money.

Skids: I can get on with my life without Rusty.

Moonstar: I hated feeding Brightwind. And I'd like to know what the Hell kind of name that is, anyway!

Moonstar: Screw my parents, they gave me abandonment issues.

Siryn: What pint of everclear?

Skids: Yes, I do have a suck power.

Meltdown: What the Hell is up with my hair?!

Warpath: I don't want to hear about it, Terry.

Shatterstar: The long hair on guys thing is so very eighties.

Feral: Wow, you're right, I am a lousy Wolvie/Sabretooth/Wolfsbane knock-off. I will stop frothing at the mouth and making snide, hurtful comments right now.

Cannonball: I'm such a freaking tool.

Cannonball: Sorry I'm late, I just had to bitch slap that lame ass mutant hater brother of mine.

Cannonball: No, Husk, do what you want, I'm not going to try and control you anymore.

Warpath: Wow, Emma Frost, I just misunderstood you all those years, you're really pretty cool!

Skids: (anything after, say, '91)

Siryn: Wow, I've finally got a clear head about how I feel for Wade, James, and my dad!

Siryn: Oh, come on, kissing Cable wasn't that bad. I could have kissed Domino. Hey, come to think of it, ya think she's doing anything this weekend?

Cannonball: I'm only such a control freak over X-Force because I couldn't cut it in the X-Men and you losers let me push you around. Ha! So There!

Caliban: Stop overemphasizing so much, guys, I understand.

Siryn: I am only a supporting character. God damn. Just call me Mary Jane Watson.

Siryn: Ugh, go away, Sam, you're a total pee-on.

Sam: You really mean it? The bolts in my neck aren't too obvious?

Any Team Member: Wait, we're wearing... THIS, now? Really, have we NO shame?

Jesse: Hey, you guys, I've been meaning to ask, why do I suck?

Siryn: Ho-kay, you guys, that whole no-voice thing was just a gimmick, for reals. Gotcha! Hahaha...

Meltdown: When am I going to realize normal people don't dress like this? Dammit!

Editor of X-Force: Yes, well, you can write the team because you care about the characters and you really seem to have a good feel for them.

Siryn: Uck, WHY do you guys insist on making me talk like a loser?! Yeah, uh-huh, "me irish lassy green eyed 'aye' instead of 'yes'" blah blah BLAH, I'm IRISH, we GET IT! Aw, Hell, nevermind, I'm never even seen in comics these days, much less do I chat about it.

Sunspot: Dude, you writers really didn't learn from that Magnum P.I. thing, didja? Making your characters like what's cool at the time is NOT a good idea! Wait, you're saying I like Brittany Spears, now? Oh... well... okay...

Meltdown: If that IS my real name!

Meltdown: Wow, I like Talk Soup, huh? That REALLY fits my personality. Pee-ons.

Siryn (while rubbing Meltdown's arm): Sexual harassment is bad, um-kay.

Siryn: Hey, you guys, I'm cool, 'cause, uh... my name's spelled... it's spelled with a y, y'know... instead of e. Don't... don't you guys think that's cool?

Editor: Yeah, you guys aren't going to BELIEVE this, but this whole Counter X thing is a gimmick to sell more books! Aren't you surprised!

Tarot: Oh, god, out of all the cool, interesting Hellions, you idiots brought ME back?

White Queen: Oh my god, I'm such a scary-scary dominatrix!

Rusty: Hey, why am I in this box? (Br, scary grave joke, that's the most tasteless thing I've written all day)

Warpath/Proudstar/James/Jimmyguy: I've really enjoyed talking to you, Siryn. You found me here, staring at the stars without a hope in the world. And that advice you gave me. "Put your pants back on." Y'know, you were right!

Siryn: All by myself... bump bump, bum bump... don't wanna be...

Pete Wisdom: Hang on, who am I, again?

Meltdown (in that one issue, y'know, when she's all sitting on the swing with the little girl, you know the one): And, as I watched little Mary crying in the sand at that sad place, Outside Reno, I really wanted to comfort her, but it was the silly bitch's own damn fault she was sitting in my favorite swing.

Tarot: I have cards! Tremble in fear, little flies!

Any X-Force Member: Issa big Warren Ellis! He has come to destroy village! AAIIEEE!!

Meltdown: Is this my first time, Sam? *snortchuckle* Yeah. Today!

Jesse: Um, who here cares about me? No one? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Siryn: Hey, you guys, I finally found out why I'm so confused about MEN... meet my new signifigant other. Her name is Unibrow! (okay, Austin Powers joke, shoot me)

Magma: I'm psycho, now? Wah-hah.

Feral: I didn't mean to rip Siryn's vocal cords out! I tripped and fell, honest!

Skids: Oh my god, is THAT what a 'skids' is?!

Skids (two in a row! Yeah, okay, I love her. Wait, she's in Limbo, too? What a surprise...): Have you guys ever noticed how Rusty was really kinda a pussy? I mean, I carried his sorry ass from day one. Oh, you... you didn't notice that, huh? Um, me neither.

Roulette (yeah, think back, you remember her, she was a Hellion): But... but I was so cool!

Cannonball: Okay, I've finally finished my "The Evolution of My Hair" project. Day one: I look like a military guy. Fast forward a while, I get a bowl cut thing going on. Whoops, bad move, I still look like a dork!

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