Warning: This list alternates between frivolous and offensive. The Monster makes no apologies. Fruity Pebbles. They make my mouth hate me. Homophobes. This includes people with prejudiced/wrong/hateful ideas about bi folks. (Yes, I am looking in YOUR direction, Dennis Miller!) High-heeled shoes. And the people who'd like to nudge me into wearing them despite their inherent health hazards. People who don't know a damn thing about feminism but bash it anyway. Case in point: All that "Feminism in all its stripes has failed" drivel at Salon.com. Lazy-ass parents who shove their undisciplined, spoiled, disrespectful little spawn off on people like ME while people who actually RAISE their children can't find decent childcare. Gays and lesbians who bash bisexuals. So, what? It's not okay to discriminate against YOU for your orientation, but I'M fair game for the same reason? Pro-lifers who condone violence against abortion providers, and haven't adopted any children and don't intend to. The Rules. Anyone who tells you (read: women) to find love by acting passive and non-communicative needs a good bitch-slapping. Vegetarians who try to bully me into adopting their lifestyle. I wonder how they taste with soy sauce... Sucky web-pages. No, human eyes were NOT meant to view those colors in such large amounts in such close proximity at any given time. People who put on a snotty attitude towards people who use free webspace. Having been one myself not too long ago, and still being one myself to a certain extent, I find this prejudice consummately ridiculous.