Self-Chosen Screen Name: Red Monster.

Societally Imposed Offline Label: Alyson Miers.

Also Known As: Red, Reddy, Lil Red, Monsterlady, Ms. Monster, Rude Monster, Obi-Red Kemonster, Defender of X-Force, Proshmistress, The Queen of Siryn Fics, High Priestess of X-Force, Keeper of the Kaleidoscope, La Monstruya Roja, Duke-Out-Mistress, That Crazy Bird, Ringleader of the Greenhill Troupe, Heart-Breakingly Modest One. J

Occupation: Soon-to-be waitress searching for full-time English-related employment, Internet Interloper invading the fields of fanfic writing, archiving, message board moderating, award purveying, and graphics design.

Date of Birth: October 10th, 1980.

Immediate Family: Jim (father), Jan (mother), Jamie (brother), Rhona and Nat (sisters in crime), Kielle (future-mom. Don't ask. Just don't ask.)

Height: 5' 5"

Weight: 135 lbs. or thereabouts.

Hair: red

Eyes: blue

Current Place of Residence: My parents' house in Greenbelt, Maryland.