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| Yes, this is me. {insert spatula, apply makeup} Finally, a school picture that looks good. Sure cost enough, too... |  |
| My violin, which I've been giving an extended vacation since I finished high school. {innocent look} What? Hey, I got other stuff to do! Take this webpage, for example. Then of course there's the whole going to class, doing homework, studying for tests (made the mistake of NOT studying for tests last year, and my GPA told my parents on me), working to pay for my books, writing fanfic, thing. And, I'm supposed to eat and sleep somewhere along the way, too, so my violin ain't gonna get much attention! It's pretty, though, isn't it? |  |
| Look at what I did to my mother's car! Red SMASH puny minivan! When they teach you in Driver's Ed that you should NEVER, EVER run a red light, this is why. Look and learn. |  |
| This is the dorm I lived in last year, Nanticoke Hall. Also called Nantiho, for painfully accurate reasons. |  |
| The Monster as a baby! Sweet Mary, I had horrible colic! My father once fed me some whiskey diluted with water to make me fall asleep. And they wonder why I'm so weird now... |  |
| This is the Commons building at my school, where I worked last year. (See How to Piss Off the Silverware Girl) |  |
| Me and Mairead, whom I babysat for 10 months when she was a baby. Watch her wiggle, try to hold her down! |  |
