Who's the Boss? Part 3

by Samy Merchi

* DISCLAIMER * This is a non-profit work of fan-fiction involving characters created and owned by Marvel Comics Group. This story contains EXPLICIT SEX. If you are offended by such things, please do not read this story.

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                * CHAPTER THREE: Future Jeopardized *
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Roberto Da Costa woke up into a horrible screech.

"TELL ME WE USED CONDOMS!" Theresa Rourke Cassidy screamed in his face
as  she  grabbed his throat and shook him around like Homer strangling
Bart in /Simpsons/.

Roberto  blinked  twice  at  the sight of a redheaded figure he didn't
quite  recognize yet thru his blurry eyes.  He tried to say, "Madonna,
my  head feels like it's going to explode!" but due to certain fingers
strangling  his throat it came out more like "U-gllk, g nnk uurk nk uu
gkk g ugkk!"

Theresa paused and let go of Roberto's throat.  "What?"

"I  think I said 'Madonna, my head feels like it's going to explode'",
Roberto groaned, lifting a hand to his throbbing temple.  "Do you have
any aspirin?"

"I've go' BIGGER headaches t' worry about than YOURS!" Theresa shouted
and  grabbed  a pillow, proceeding to whap Roberto repeatedly with it.
"DID WE OR DID WE NOT USE CONDOMS LAST NIGHT??"

"Umph!" Roberto grunted as he tried to fend off the ferocious attacks,
mostly  in  vain  since he was still half-asleep.  "Don't tell me", he
mumbled.  "You're not on the pill?"

"ANSWER  ME!"  Theresa  growled  and  grabbed  Roberto's throat again,
slamming  his head repeatedly onto the bed.  "Damn you Brazilian horny
little screw-anything-tha'- moves!"

"Ugglk!"  Roberto's  throat issued in protest before his hands grabbed
her  wrists  and forced her to let go of his throat.  "Stop that!  You
expect  me  to be able to think, let alone remember what happened last
night, if you keep trying to kill me??"

Theresa  grumbled  and  withdrew  into  a  faraway  corner of the bed,
hogging  all  the  covers  over  to her to cover herself up, until she
noticed  that  left  Roberto  naked.   She promptly tossed some of the
covers his way.  "Talk."

Roberto  rubbed  his  temples and sat up, not even noticing the covers
yet.   He blinked a few times to clear his eyes, and then narrowed his
eyes  in  an  attempt to not be blinded by the sunlight streaming into
the room.  Then, he saw his companion.  "Theresa??"

"YES, it's Theresa, y' bleatin' half-witted sex-crazed moron!" Theresa
growled and threw a pillow a Roberto.  "Talk, damn you!"

Roberto  blinked  a few times and then tried to wrap his just-awakened
brain  around  the  concept  of  what  Theresa was telling him to talk
about.   He  closed  his  eyes  and  tried  to  kickstart  his thought
processes, but in vain.  "Um...what should I talk about?"

"ARRRGH!"  Theresa  wailed,  and  smashed  her  head  down against the
pillows, starting to weep.  "I *know* we didn't -- I just *know* it...
This is just *perfect* --"

"Oh",  Roberto  suddenly  realized  what  the topic was.  "Oh.  Droga.
Don't  tell  me,  you're  not on the pill?" He paused and looked aside
thoughtfully.  "Didn't I just ask that?"

"NO!"  Theresa  screamed  and  leaped  from  underneath  her covers at
Roberto, grabbing his throat and starting to strangle him again.  "I'M
NOT  ON  THE  PILL,  AND  THIS  IS  *JUST* MY TIME O' THE MONTH T' GET
PREGNANT!   DO"  she  snarled and smashed Roberto's head down onto the
bed.   "YOU", she smashed his head down a second time.  "UNDERSTAND??"
A third time.

"Umph!"  Roberto  winced  as  he got slammed down repeatedly, and then
once  more  pried Theresa's hands off his throat.  "YES, I understand!
Now let me *think*!"

Theresa grumbled and pulled the nearest cover over to cover her front.
"So *think*!"

"All  right..." Roberto murmured thoughtfully.  "The first time was in
the  shower...   I  *know*  we  didn't use one then, but I didn't come
inside you then either --"

"Tha' doesn't necessarily mean a thing", Theresa wrinkled her nose.

"Well, no, but it's a smaller risk..." Roberto rubbed his chin.  "Then
you  rode  on  me  here  on  the bed...  I'm reasonably sure we used a
condom here..."

Theresa grunted noncommittally.

"Then there was the bathtub -- no wait, the bathtub came before we got
to the bed, right?"

"I think so", Theresa seethed.

"All  right,  yes,  now  I  remember  -- we definitely used one in the
bathtub since I remember getting out of the tub in the middle of it to
go get a pack..."

"I think we used two there."

"I  think  you're right", Roberto nodded slowly.  "Then we came out of
the  bathroom  --"  He paused and frowned.  "Was it a dream or did you
break the bathroom mirror?"

"I  --  uh  --  well  -- er -- yeah, I broke it", Theresa mumbled, her
cheeks turning crimson.

"I  thought I recalled cleaning some of that up so we wouldn't step on
the  shards  --  anyway,  we  got  out  of  the  bathroom -- then what
happened?"

"I think that's when I rode you."

"Oh  yes.  Yes, that's how we started..." Roberto nodded thoughtfully.
"Yes,  I'm  reasonably sure we used a condom then...  What next -- the
master/slave part?"

Everything  up  from  and  including  Theresa's  shoulders turned fire
engine red.  "Um, yes."

"All  right -- the first one was from behind, if I recall correctly --
you wanted me to spank you while we did it..."

"We  had a condom for that time", Theresa said.  "I know because I put
it on you..."

"All  right...   Yes,  sounds  right  to  me.   We finished off there,
right?"

"Uh..."  Theresa  frowned thoughtfully.  "I think we did it at *least*
once in missionary after that..."

"At  'least'  once?"  Roberto  lifted  an  eyebrow.   "It  was  only a
five-condom pack..." He winced.  "Uh oh."

Theresa  swallowed  quickly.   "Maybe you didn't come inside me on the
subsequent ones."

"Uh, maybe", Roberto nodded hurriedly.

Theresa nodded too.  "That must be it."

"Yes.   Definitely",  Roberto agreed nervously, and then stretched out
slightly.  "I could really use some breakfast right now..."

"Breakfast?"  Theresa asked with the first smile she had sported since
waking  up.   It  was a dry smile, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.
"It's *noon*, Bobby."

"Noon?" Roberto lifted an eyebrow. "I never sleep this late..."

"We  didn't  go  to sleep until six in the morning..." Theresa pointed
out with a faint smile.

Roberto   suddenly  blinked.   "Noon!"  His  eyes  shot  over  to  the
nightstand  where his cellphone was.  He grabbed it quickly and took a
look at it.  "Oh no.  She's tried to call me."

                                 ***

"We  don't  exactly  have  a  Cerebro  or anything", Danielle Moonstar
pointed  out  as she sat cross-legged on a couch in the living room of
X-Force's warehouse home.  "So if anyone's got any bright ideas on how
to locate 'Berto and Theresa, I'm all ears."

"Ah've  been  watchin'  the news, and readin' the papers", Sam Guthrie
said,  and shook his head.  "Nothin' at all that could be a clue about
them..."

"I've called in some markers and told them to let me know if they spot
anything  suspicious", Domino commented, "but other than that, there's
little we can do, really."

"Yeah",  James  Proudstar nodded.  "I mean, I have enhanced senses and
all,  but  I'm  no *Wolverine*.  I can't track a trail that's almost a
day old..."

"I thought the Apache were supposed to be real hotshot trackers", Dani
smirked at Jimmy.

"Yeah  yeah,  that's  what  you  told  me at the Hellfire Club, little
Cheyenne.   And  we  *are*",  Jimmy  smiled.  "But not good enough for
this."

"Sometimes  it  amazes  me how you people have managed to survive this
long",  Jesse Aaronson spoke from lying down on the couch where Domino
had  laid  him  down the night before.  "Moonstar said she's called Da
Costa's  cellphone,  right?   That  means  he has a cellphone.  Aren't
there  some  kind  of satellite trace things that you can use to track
down a cellphone?"

Everyone blinked.

"You know", Domino said, "I hate to say this --"

"-- but he's right", Sam finished the sentence.

                                 ***

"All  right,  Theresa  --  now  just do NOT say a thing --" Roberto Da
Costa warned his teammate as he pushed a button.

                                 ***

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"My cellphone!" Danielle Moonstar jumped, and dashed over to the table
where  the  phone  was,  grabbing  it  and  answering  it.   "Danielle
Moonstar!"

"Um, hello, Dani", Roberto Da Costa's voice came from the phone.

"'BERTO!   Where've  you  been,  we've been worried sick!  Are you all
right?  Is Theresa there with you??" Dani spoke in rapidfire.

"Calm  down,  Dani",  Roberto said.  "We are *all right*.  We just ran
into some trouble with a local group of the Friends of Humanity.  They
managed to capture us and held us overnight, but we overcame them just
half  an  hour  or so ago and escaped them.  Aside from some scratches
and  a headache from a sonic weapon they used on us, I and Theresa are
perfectly fine."

Dani  hesitated  a  moment, and then nodded slowly.  "All right -- can
you give us a location, and we'll come pick you up?"

"There's  no need", Roberto answered.  "We are already on our way.  We
are  stopping  by  at  a  cafe  on the way to get some breakfast -- we
haven't  gotten  to eat in over twelve hours.  But we'll be home right
after that.  An hour from now, at the most.  All right?"

"A-all  right",  Dani nodded as her eyes narrowed slightly, perhaps in
thought.  "I'll see you when you get here.  I love you."

"I  love  you  too,  Danielle.  I can't wait to see you.  I missed you
terribly  and  thought I'd never see you again", Roberto spoke softly.
"I'll see you soon, my love."

Dani pressed a button, ending the call, and placed the phone back onto
the table.  There was a frown on her face for a few long moments while
everyone  waited  for  her  to deliver the news.  Finally, she noticed
everyone  waiting, and nodded.  "They're all right and will be here in
an  hour or so.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get a workout."
She  turned towards the doorway leading to the hallway to the gym, and
quickly walked out of the living room.

Domino's eyes narrowed in thought, but she didn't say a thing.

"Hnh", Sam Guthrie lifted an eyebrow.  "What d' ya make of that, Jim?"

"I don't know", James Proudstar replied thoughtfully.  "I hope Terry's
okay..."

"I  bet  she's  more  than  a  little bit 'banged' u--" Jesse Aaronson
started,  but  then  caught  Domino's  eyes looking into his eyes, and
*very* quickly shut up.  "Nevermind."

                                 ***

"How  can  y'  lie  to  her  like that, with a straight face?" Theresa
Rourke  Cassidy  asked,  shaking her head, eyes wide in disbelief.  "I
thought you *loved* her --"

"I  *do*",  Roberto  Da  Costa replied sharply as he put his cellphone
away  and  got out of bed.  "Which is why I lied.  She'd be devastated
if  she  found  out about last night.  Not to mention that she'd leave
me.  And I will *not* have her leave me."

"You're  a  bastard,  Roberto  Da  Costa",  Theresa said softly, still
shaking her head disbelievingly.  "Y'd lie t' the woman you love --"

"I'd  do *anything* to keep the woman I love from being hurt, and keep
her  from  leaving  me, Theresa", Roberto replied harshly thru gritted
teeth.  "*Nothing* will separate us.  And I'm willing to do *anything*
it takes to keep her."

"That's  not  love", Theresa said, raising her chin defiantly.  "Tha's
possessiveness..."

"Call  it  what  you  want",  Roberto said as he went over to the room
service  cart and grabbed a bunch of grapes, starting to pop them into
his  mouth.   "But  Danielle Moonstar is *mine*, and I am *hers*.  And
*nothing* will change that."

"You  were  mine last night", Theresa just said flatly, as she got out
of bed too and held some covers around her body as she started heading
towards the bathroom.

"No  I  wasn't",  Roberto answered.  "I was hers.  I am *always* hers.
We  had  some mindblowing sex, but that has *nothing* to do with who I
love and who I belong to."

"Maybe not from your point of view, Bobby", Theresa said softly as she
opened  the  door to the bathroom.  "Maybe y' don't put much weight to
sex.  But does *she* agree with how y' see things?" She glanced at him
over  her shoulder.  "An' if she doesn't -- can you really keep her or
are y' just deludin' yeself?"

Roberto  Da  Costa  stopped popping the grapes into his mouth and just
stood  there  silent  as  a  statue  as  the lock on the bathroom door
clicked  to locked position, and the sound of a running shower started
coming from the bathroom.

                                 ***

"The WHORE!" Danielle Moonstar snarled as she lashed a vicious kick at
the midsection of the punching bag hanging from the high ceiling by a
long chain.

"The  BITCH!"  she growled as she spun around and smashed a roundhouse
kick  to  the side of the punching bag, where a set of vulnerable ribs
would be, if the punching bag had them.

"The  TRAMP!"  she snapped as she pulled her fist back, and then swung
it  forwards  in a haymaker that crashed right where the jaw would be,
if the punching bag had one.

"The  SLUT!"  she  hissed  as she pulled her grandfather Black Eagle's
war-knife  from  the  sheath  on  her waist, and with a furious motion
threw it at the punching bag.

SHUNK!

There  was  a soft sound as the knife embedded itself to the hilt just
an  inch  or  two  below where the fist had impacted.  Sawdust started
slowly  pouring  out  of the tear and started forming a little line on
the  floor as the punching bag swung in the air slowly back and forth,
back and forth, back and forth...

Dani watched the punching bad swing for a long time, until it stopped,
and  a  longer  time  still after it had stopped.  Finally, she walked
over  to  it,  and placed her hand on the handle of the war-knife.  "I
swear,  Theresa,  if  you have so much as touched my man, *neither* of
you  will  live  to  regret  it..."  she  whispered before yanking the
war-knife off the punching bag.

                                 ***

SNAPT!

"BOBBY!" Theresa Rourke Cassidy screamed.

Roberto Da Costa's face was contorted with pain.  And why shouldn't it
be?  He had just snapped his left forearm.

He  gasped  sharply  a  few  times,  gritting  his teeth, and then his
shoulders  shook  as  if  in  a  withheld sob.  But thru all of it, he
didn't  let  out  a  sound.   Until he powered down from his jet-black
super-strong  form,  let go of his left arm, and whispered a, "I'm all
right..."

"The  *hell*  you are", Theresa gaped at the sight.  "You just *broke*
your *arm*!  What was that for??"

"For  Dani..." Roberto murmured and let his left hand fall limp by his
side,  wincing as pain wrenched all thru his body.  "I heard it on the
phone...she suspects..."

Theresa  just  looked  at him with wide eyes.  "And you think snapping
your arm is going to help??"

"She...nnnff..." Roberto squeezed his eyes shut for a moment.  "She'll
believe  we  got  into  a  fight now, yes.  She wouldn't have believed
otherwise..."

Theresa  shook her head in disbelief.  "You're *sick*, Bobby -- you're
*sick*..."  she  repeated  in  astonished murmurs.  "You're absolutely
crazy..."

"Crazy about Dani, yes", Roberto whispered and took a deep breath.  "I
hope  this  demonstrates to you that I am willing to do *anything* for
her  not  to  find out about us." His eyes opened, suddenly very dark.
His   expression   went   gravely   serious.    "*Anything*.   Do  you
understand?"

Theresa blinked, and then swallowed. "Y' wouldn't --"

Roberto's  eyes  narrowed.   "I'd  do anything", he just repeated, and
then  headed  out  of the bedroom and towards the exit from the suite.
"Now let's go, Theresa.  Forget everything about last night except one
thing." He popped a grape into his mouth with his intact arm, and then
opened the front door of the suite.  "Don't forget who's the boss."

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